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The case for Appalachia.

So Mr. President, you have all the elements you need: weapons of mass destruction, a nearly third world enemy, potential terrorists, someone to call evil, and an easy path to victory. Now all you have to do is attack. And please, do it soon. We need the reparations, better schools, better infrastructure, universal healthcare, and a fair share in the wealth of our own resources.
You also promised Iraq democracy. We could use that here as well.

—from “Mr. President, Please Attack Appalachia,” posted over at Common Dreams last week, via largehearted boy (who also led me to—well, hear for yourself).

  1. OnePotMeal: in passing    Apr 29, 12:02 pm    #
    http://WWW.onepotmeal.COM/blog/passing/archives/001362.html
    'Adam Was Made From Dust' and other fine songs of a Bibical bent (via Long Story; Short Pier.)

  2. Glenn Peters    Apr 29, 12:23 pm    #
    The pardodeities site burned my eyes and my soul.

  3. Rob Salzman    Apr 30, 09:23 am    #
    Heh. I proposed requesting an invasion of Oregon a couple weeks ago. We could use the upgrade in infrastructure & money for schools, etc.

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