No matter who you are, you (yes, you; even you) are a better writer than Tom Cruise.
Cruise should be a J.J., too. The first J is for Jerkoff. The second for Jackass.
Chapter Twenty-Nine: “Mass”
Mars, or, Misunderstanding
Cruise should be a J.J., too. The first J is for Jerkoff. The second for Jackass.