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God, hes left as on aur oun.

AI Darwin Awards.

Zone of Habitation.

Xipe Totec.

Charles W. Mills.

CROPS.

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Looking deep within.

On the one hand, you could get a quote on the value of your soul. Just fill out the questionnaire and click! (Me, I’m worth GBP£15,584, or USD$24,795.42 at today’s rates.) —Getting a quote in no way entails an obligation on your part. Or so I’m assured.

Or: you could flip through the astounding Head 2 Heads flipbook. Jenn picked up a copy at Powell’s; “Look at this!” she beamed, flipping through the stop-motion layer-by-layer coronal and sagittal cross-sectionings of a human skull for me as I was cooking dinner. (I oohed and ahhed. It really is quite keen.)

—Filed 8065 days ago to Poprocks.

  1. julia    Sept 10, 10:57 pm    #
    GBP£18,064, and 52% of people are purer.

    Well, I dearly hope so.

  2. gd    Sept 11, 08:58 am    #
    It seems to value me at 41423 GPB (about $66,000) and claims 17% of souls are purer.

    Which is kinda depressing. I guess being vegetarian really works in my supposed favor.

  3. david lee ingersoll    Sept 11, 10:18 am    #
    $16,400 with 77% of folks purer than I. Yay!

  4. Jake Squid    Sept 11, 01:39 pm    #
    Your soul is worth £9236. For your peace of mind, 81% of people have a purer soul than you.

    Wow, vegetarian, give to charity. I kinda wish they'd tell me what makes my soul so unpure.

    Well, now you know where my opinions are coming from.

  5. Jake Squid    Sept 11, 01:43 pm    #
    Oh, I get it. Lack of baptization costs me over 4k pounds. I imagine not being a practicing Xtian accounts for that much or more as well.

    At least I know now that it's all because I'm heathen.

  6. Kevin Moore    Sept 11, 04:06 pm    #
    My soul is worth £9972. 78% of people have a purer soul than I.

    At least I make more money than I'm worth. Which is just the attitude that makes me so worthless. Oh well.

  7. Jimmy Ho    Sept 11, 04:38 pm    #
    My soul is worth £29061. "For my peace of mind", 29% of people have a purer soul than I.

    What's wrong with me? I thought I could easily brag about being the impurest of them all if I answered in complete honesty.

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